New Sport - Tackle Golf

Golf is boring on TV. This would make it fun to watch!!

The rules:
On the tee - if you can hit anyone with the golf ball that is anywhere (including the rough, sidelines, sand, ect.) on the golf course past 50 yards - automatic Eagle
The 50 yards is to eliminate the "easy" shots where you stand - there needs to be some skill

The fairway - if you can chuck your club farther then you can drive - it is allowed - if it hits someone: -1 on your game

On the green - this is where the "tackler" is ready on the side. if you miss the hole, no matter where you started to putt, even if it on the far side of the green, you get tackled. This would add tremendous pressure to make those long putts. With high-def TV, you will start to see them lazy bums sweat like real athletes!

Here is the tournament schedule:

Pro-am - where a Professional teams up with a celeberty (sp?)

Funniest
Pro Golfer- Tiger Woods
Celeb Golfer - Bob Barker
Celeb tackle - Adam Sandler
A la Happy Gilmore

One I would like to see:
Pro golfer - anyone (who cares about golf anyway)
Celeb golfer - George Bush
Celeb tackler - Rosanne Barr
this one might also be the ugliest one to see

Bonus - Celebrity - I cant spell this f*+*^#g word!!!
Try again -
Bonus - Celeb Death Match Golf
All the same as tackle golf but your teamate gets to defend you with the club (they might hit you in the confusion)

Best for Death Match Golf (drum roll please)

golfer 1 - Courtney Love
golfer 2 - Tanya Harding (the skating/stabbing chick)
tackle - Mike Tyson
This would make the ear incident look like Disney!

Hope you enjoyed this one,
Will

PS - add exploding golfballs (maybe clubs too) randomly thruout the game if there is no action, just to spice things up!